Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Why is it that in beauty Pageants Miss Universe seems to always be from earth?

Why is it that in beauty Pageants Miss Universe seems to always be from earth?


Why do women in Beauty Pageants wear about 10 lbs of make up have a boob job 3 r 4 botox shots and fake lips?


Why cant Wille E Coyote ever catch the Road Runner?Why is it that in beauty Pageants Miss Universe seems to always be from earth?
1] the air fair from other planets is really expensive


2] they are too young for botox - and not ALL of them have fake boobs


3] secretly, the coyote is a masochist, and the roadrunner a sadist; so this relationship works for them.Why is it that in beauty Pageants Miss Universe seems to always be from earth?
those are all really good questions.
Uh... Nurse Susan gets best answer.


Damn.
Smoke some weed, and the answers will be clear.





420!

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